Large Hadron Colider
Earth, circa October 2008
So, there is a 1 in 50,000,000 chance that world will end blah blah blah. (fyi, that’s 50 million, not 5 million, 5 billion, 50 billion or other stupid numbers I have heard recently.)
So, it’s highly unlikley than that will happen - more chance of a shark attack… EVEN IN LAND!!!!!, but lolologists predict that these following things could REALLY happen (seriously)
- Divide by zero.
- Bring about Catnarok.
- Prove the existence of the Higgs Boson, (aka The God Particle) solving all the mysteries of the universe.
- Resurrect Richard Nixon, John McCain and Vanilla Ice’s rapping career.
- Reduce the Earth to a cloud of hot gas.
- Send Lester Chayklin to another world.
- Propagate a black hole which will swallow the entire universe.
- Prove that Bill Clinton didn’t cheat on his wife.
- Give nerds yet another annoying three-letter-acronym (TLA) to use in conversation.
- Cause retardation in newborn children.
- Transport us all backwards in time to the day before yesterday or to the second day of the Republican National Convention.
- Turn us all into cartoons.
- Bring back the dinosaurs.
(lol, i stole that list)
so, now, find out moar info and watch the world end (OR GET EATEN BY SHARKS!!!!!!!!!)